The $2.99 Seniors Special:

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'Seniors Special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99..

"Sounds good" my wife said, "But I don't want the eggs".

"Then I'll have to charge you $3.49 because you're ordering a la carte", the waitress warned her with some authority.

"You mean I have to pay for not taking your eggs"?..my wife asked incredulously.

"Yes!" stated the waitress with even more authority.

"I'll take the 'Seniors Special' then, my wife said.

"How do you want your eggs then?" the waitress asked in a jubilant tone.

"Raw and in the shell", my wife replied defiantly.

....so she took the two eggs home and baked a cake......

Don't mess with Seniors or women in a game of wits...

Hoo Roo