A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm.

The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal, you've graduated from the best schools, your recommendations are wonderful,

and your experience is unparalleled. Normally we would hire you without a second thought.

However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, ane we're afaraid your constant winking will scare off potential customers.

I'm truly sorry....we can't hire you.

"But wait," the man says, "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking almost immediately!"..

"Really?..Great! Show me now!"

So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms, red condoms,blue condoms,

ribbed condoms, flavoured condoms:..finally at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin.

He tears it open, swallows two aspirins, and stops winking immediately.

"Well," said the interviewer, "That's all well and good, but this is a highly respectable Company,

and we will not have our employees womanizing all over the country!"

"Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!"

"Well then, how do you explain your pockets full of condoms?"

"Oh that," he sighed..."Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for a packet of aspirin??".........

Hoo Roo.