1....Rearrange these letters to form words:

1.   PNEIS

2.   BUTTSXE

Sooooooooo, did you get    'SPINE'....and  'SUBTEXT'..?...<like I did>

What do you mean you didn't.....?......what on earth are you pre-occupied with?..........

2.Can you name three consecutive days without using the words: Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday?

You can't....?...what about: Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow!......

3. What is 'black' when you buy it,..'red' when you use it.....and grey when you throw it away?

A:   Your Barbecue charcoal.....

4. A mate of mine has told me he's getting it on with his girlfriend and her twin,

I asked how can he tell them apart?....He said, "her brother's got a moustache...."

5. My wife came in and said "I don't know if I'm coming or going at the moment"

I said " "Judging by the look on your face you're going,

because when you're coming you look like a friggin squirrel trying to whistle!".....

<Sorry Gals......I need my senior's afternoon nap now....Hoo Roo>

-- Edited by Goldfinger on Sunday 23rd of August 2015 03:48:44 PM