IRISH FIRE INSURANCE.
A man and his wife moved back home to Cork, from London.
The wife had a wooden leg and to insure it in Britain was 2000 Pounds a year!
When they arrived in Cork, they went to their local Insurance Agency to obtain a quote to insure her wooden leg.
The Irish Insurance Agent looked it up on his computer <"t'besure> and said "tat will be 39 pounds....
The husband was shocked and asked how the Insurance premium could possibly be so cheap here in Ireland, compared to England!
The Insurance Agent turned his computer screen to the couple < t'be'sure> and said, ... "Well here it is on the screen, it clearly states
'Any wooden structure, with a sprinkler system above it, ...is 39 pounds.....<t'besure!>....
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