Ron, at 70 years old, always wanted a pair of soft spike golf shoes like Freddie Couples, so seeing some on sale after his round, he bought them and he was so delighted with his purchase decided to wear them home to show the misses.
Walking proudly into the house, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Sandy at age 68, looked him over and replied, "Nope."
Frustrated as all get out, Ron stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the new golf shoes. Again he asked Sandy, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW???"
Sandy looked up and said in her best deadpan response, "Ron, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow." Furious, Ron yells out,
"AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, Sandy?" "Nope. Not a clue", she replied.
"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW GOLF SHOES!!! Without missing a beat old Sandy replies,
