During my physical examination, my doctor asked me
about my physical activity level. I described a typical day, "Well, yesterday afternoon,
I took a five hour walk about 7 miles through some pretty
rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed
my way through brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my
eyes. I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky
hills. I took a few 'leaks' behind some big trees.. The mental
stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I drank
eight beers."
Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one
hell of an outdoors man!"
"No," I replied, "I'm just a **** golfer."
The government cannot give anything to anybody that the Government does not first take from somebody else.
Happy Camping
Graeme
I was always taught to respect my elders,
but it keeps getting harder to find one.
