While going through an airport during one of his many trips, A former US President encountered a man with long grey hair and beard, wearing a white robe and sandals, holding a staff.
Mr. Bush went up to the man and said, 'Has anyone told you that you look like Moses?'
The man didn't answer, and just kept staring straight ahead.
Then Bush said, 'Moses!' in a loud voice.
The man just stared ahead, never acknowledging the president.
Mr. Bush pulled a Secret Service agent aside and pointing to the robed man asked him, 'Am I crazy or does that man not look like Moses to you?
The Secret Service agent looked at the man and agreed, 'Well,' said Mr. Bush, 'every time I say his name he ignores me and stares straight ahead, refusing to speak watch this'.
Mr. Bush yelled, 'Moses!' and again the man ignored him.
The Secret Service agent went up to the man in the white robe and whispered, 'You know you do look just like Moses'.
The man leaned over and whispered back, 'Shhhh.
Yes, I am Moses.
The last time I talked to a Bush, I spent 40 years wandering in the desert and ended up leading my people to the only spot in the entire Middle East with no oil'.
