A husband and wife are shopping in their local Supermarket. The husband picks up a ...case of Carlton Draught and puts it in their cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 12 cans', he replies.

'Put them back, it's a waste of money', demands the wife, and so he does and they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along, the woman picks up a $20 jar of ...face cream and puts it in the basket.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband. 'It's on sale and it makes me look beautiful says the wife'

'So does the Carlton Draught' says the husband 'and it's only half the price'.

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"Man down in aisle seven".