There is a medical distinction between "Guts" and "Balls"...
We've all heard friends and colleagues referring to people with "Guts", or with "Balls".
Do they, however really know the difference between them?
Here's the 'official' distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume 327; page 296.
GUTS -Is arriving home very late, after a night out with your mates, with liquormortis starting to set in, and being met by your rather irate wife with a broom,
and having the "GUTS" to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you about to fly somewhere?..<hic>........
BALLS- Is arriving home even later, after a night out with the lads, smelling of exotic perfume and beer, lipstick smudges all over your collar,
slapping your wife ever so lightly on her derriere' and having the "Balls" to say: "You're next Chubby"......<hic>.......
I trust this clears up any confusion.
Medically speaking of course, there is really no difference in outcome:... both are inevitably fatal........
Hoo Roo
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Daughter to Father: "Dad there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn't understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper."
Father's response: "Tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking out of his exhaust pipe."
