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Goldfinger


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I was in a pub in far Western Queensland last Saturday night,

When this brutally ugly girl, built like a young heifer, came up to me, gave me a sly look, squeezed my arse and said,

"Give me your number, sexy."

I replied, "Have you got a pen?"

She winked,  smiled and giggled... "Yes".

 

...so I replied "Well you better get back to it, before the farmer notices you're missing"........

 

 

  

 

Sorry Gals,... I even admonished myself for laughing at this in our local front Bar........Hoo Roo

 

 

 



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Goldfinger wrote:

I was in a pub in far Western Queensland last Saturday night,

When this brutally ugly girl, built like a young heifer, came up to me, gave me a sly look, squeezed my arse and said,

"Give me your number, sexy."

I replied, "Have you got a pen?"

She winked,  smiled and giggled... "Yes".

 

...so I replied "Well you better get back to it, before the farmer notices you're missing"........

 

 

  

 

Sorry Gals,... I even admonished myself for laughing at this in our local front Bar........Hoo Roo

 

 

 

 Ha ha, and on Mother's Day, very brave Larry!!! nod.gif nod.gif nod.gif

Aussie Paul. 



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Goldfinger


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lol.....but....but.....I don't think that young heifer will be calving anytime soon......perhaps I did Moooooo rather insensitively on the wrong day.........there I go again....

Happy Mum's day to all you Mother's out there....wish mine was still here...miss her every day....without fail.....Hoo Roo

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lol... very funny biggrin

Political correctness is highly overrated IMHO, still, I hope you've got a tough hide Larry, there might be a few sharp tongues coming your way wink



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