"Mummy, what sort of bear am I?"
"Why, you're a polar bear son"
"Mummy, are you really sure?"
"Yes son, you're a white cuddly wuddly polar bear, if you don't believe me, ask your father."
"Dad, am I really a polar bear?"
"Of course you are, why do you keep asking?"
"Because I'm f#%&n FREEZING!!"
Never get so busy making a living
that you forget to make a life
