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Confessional Box......


<With the cooler weather I will be going out gold prospecting again and stop entertaining myself, and possibly boring you,.. in this section>....

 

A bloke goes into the Confessional Box after years being away from the Church.

He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down.

There's a fully equipped bar with fine crystal glasses,

the very best vestry wine, Guiness on tap, cigars and liqueur,

chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of buxom ladies who appear to have mislaid a few of their garments.

 

He hears a Priest come in: "Father, forgive me for its been a very long time since I've been to Confession and I must admit that the Confessional Box

is much more inviting than it used to be."

The Priest replies,

 

"Get out, you idiot!...You're on my side!!"......

 

Hoo Roo.

 

 

 



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Goldfinger wrote:

<With the cooler weather I will be going out gold prospecting again and stop entertaining myself, and possibly boring you,.. in this section>....

 

A bloke goes into the Confessional Box after years being away from the Church.

He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down.

There's a fully equipped bar with fine crystal glasses,

the very best vestry wine, Guiness on tap, cigars and liqueur,

chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of buxom ladies who appear to have mislaid a few of their garments.

 

He hears a Priest come in: "Father, forgive me for its been a very long time since I've been to Confession and I must admit that the Confessional Box

is much more inviting than it used to be."

The Priest replies,

 

"Get out, you idiot!...You're on my side!!"......

 

Hoo Roo.

 

 

Keep "em commin Goldfinger ---------Love em

 

Blues man. 


 



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