A man and his wife are having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table,

gives the husband a long passionate open mouthed kiss, and says to him, "I'll see you later dear"

"And who the hell was that floozy?" says the wife.

That's my mistress", says the husband.

"That's it!..I want a Divorce", says the wife, "this is the very last straw! I've had enough".

The husband says,

"Alright! You'll get your divorce, but just remember this: there will be no more winters in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany,

no more shopping trips to Paris, no more Mercedes in the garage, and no more Yacht Club etc etc..

But the decision is yours!"

Just then a friend of the husband enters the restaurant with a drop dead gorgeous young woman on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Moishe?" says the wife.

"That's his mistress" says the husband..

"Ours is much prettier." says the wife........

Hoo Roo