My wife and I went to the Bathurst District Agricultural Show, and one of the first Exhibits we stopped at was the Breeding Bulls Section,
We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached in front of a very muscular Bull that read
THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR.
My wife playfully nudged me in my ribs...Smiled and said,
My, he mated 50 times last year...wow that's almost once a week!
We walked to the second pen, which had a sign attached which said,
THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR.
My wife looked at me and gave me a healthy jab and said,
Woweee, That's nearly three times a week ..wiping her now salivating lips.....you could really learn something from him!!
We walked to the third pen ,even though I was rapidly losing interest in all things Bovine <and female for that matter>,.. this also had a sign attached <of course> outside a massive brute of a beast,
..in capital letters, THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR...GRAND CHAMPION OF THE BREEDING SHOW.
My none too subtle wife was so excited and hot flushing that her elbow nearly broke my ribs and said,
OMG.. Do you realize that's once a day dear!....You could really learn lots from him!!.....as the beady eyed beasty looked at my obvious inadequacies with a bovine scowl...
Without thinking I looked at her and said,
'Go over and ask him if it was with the same bloody old cow each night'!
My condition has now been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.....
Moral: Stay away from Bulls.......and certain women.......lol......reminds me of what my late father used to say to me almost with pride....'Son it used to be me at the end of the bed howling for the first 25 years.....now its your mothers turn to howl at the end of the bed...'.....so I gave him a book titled...'How to bring a woman to Orgasm'.....he looked at it and said....
'Who Cares'!!......
Hoo Roo
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