In Church on Sunday, I heard a sweet elderly lady,

in the pew next to me, saying a prayer.

It was so innocent and sincere that I just had to share it with you:

"Dear Lord", the past couple of years have been very tough for me.

You have taken-

My favourite actor - James Garner,

My favourite actress - Lauren Bacall,

My favourite comedian - Robin Williams,

My favourite singer - Jo C-O-C-Ker

And finally Dear Lord, my favourite author - Tom Clancy.

I just wanted you to know, Lord, that my favourite politicians are-

Clive Palmer, Tony Abbott,....and...and.. that stupid bitch from Tasmania.

Amen"....

Preach it Sister!!......Hoo Roo