Just booked a table for Valentines Day for me and the wife. Bound to end in tears though; shes lousy at snooker.
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Low Battery
A man saved his girlfriends phone number on his mobile as Low Battery. Whenever she calls him, in his absence, his wife takes the phone and plugs it into the charger. Give that man a medal.
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A new blonde stewardess began her first day. The route they were flying required that they make a stop in another city for the night. Soon after their arrival the captain showed all the flight attendants to their rooms.
The next morning the pilot was preparing everyone to leave, and he noticed his new flight attendant was missing.
He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up, as he was wondering what happened to her. She answered the phone, sobbing. "I can't get out of my room!"
You cant get out of your room? the captain asked, Why not?
The stewardess replied, There are only three doors in here, she cried, one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says, Do Not Disturb!
