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A Mate of mine rocked up there


A old mate of mine arrived there yesterday

For a couple days with a slide on

On top of a Ford ranger if you see him

Say hello "Nashy" and he will prob

Grunt a reply but hide ya women

And booze

 

 

 



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Will do dING. Don't have to hide my woman cos I don't have one. Um, yes I do, Gene but she is chained up so all good there.

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Dougwe wrote:

Will do dING. Don't have to hide my woman cos I don't have one. Um, yes I do, Gene but she is chained up so all good there.


 Who's this Gene Doug?  I am going to tell the twins biggrin.

 



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The twins already know about Gene Colleen and they like her too. Especially when she is all fired up. Se is a real shocker then.

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ding met nashy no grunting at us girls in solo row said he would be back heading off soon nice fellow



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.....is Greens developing its own form of pidgin Greens Lake Engrish?... only understood by the Green Disciples.....?........lol.....Hoo Roo



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Pardon !! ?? blankstare



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gunnago wrote:

ding met nashy no grunting at us girls in solo row said he would be back heading off soon nice fellow


 

Only thing I can say to that is  ========== Hah

 

Was he drunk or stoned cause nice fella dont fit

 

The Nashy I know ==== I repeat meself

 

But lock up ya women and booze cause he

 

Has a predilection for both at the same time even



-- Edited by dING on Thursday 22nd of January 2015 11:24:12 AM

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Nashy must have visited "lakeside" during the morning dING as I missed him. But then again I'm not female so he might have just headed straight to the two young ladies further down .

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No worries he will return he tells me

He has a lady friend to visit first

Down Horsham I believe but he

Told me like Mcarthur he shall return

 

 

 



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To give you a idea of Nashy potential

 

The rain was pouring and there was a big puddle in front of the pub.
 Nashy as standing there with a rod and hanging a string into a puddle.

A tipsy- looking, curious gentleman came over to him and asked what he was
doing.

'Fishing,' Fishing Nashy said simply.

'Poor old fool,' the gentleman thought and he invited the Nashy to
a drink in the pub.

As he felt he should start some conversation while they were sipping their
whisky, the gentleman asked, 'And how many have you caught?'

You're the eighth,' Nashy answered.



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Would have also been funny if he had put a fish on the hook then lowered into the puddle waiting for a victim to ask what he was doing.


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GRUNT GRUNT............. you're telling too many tales BOB. You'll keep. save a bottle of your honey whisky for me , am missing that !
2nd time at Lake, met a lady from Somerset( Patty) and another lady traveller, Faye. Nice ladies. Gunnado was a remarkable lady with her walker and gogo mobile.
Went to Horsham for a few days, currently in Melb, back to Horsham for a while then to Greens Lake before venturing to Tas.
Absolutely love the area at Greens will visit more often than not.



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Dunno wots going on but he told me

That all the ladies were delightful

And the blokes were different so I

Spose all is normal in our little world

 

 

 

 



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