ROSES & HANGING BASKETS 
A teenage granddaughter 
comes downstairs for her date 
with this see-through blouse on and no bra. 
Her grandmother went mad, 
Telling her not to dare go out like that! 
The teenager tells her 
'Loosen up Gran. 
These are modern times. 
You gotta let your rose buds show!' 
and out she goes. 
The next day the teenager comes down stairs, 
and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on. 
The teenager wants to die. 
She explains to her grandmother 
that she has friends coming over 
and that it is just not appropriate.... 
The grandmother says, 
'Loosen up, Sweetie. 
If you can show off your rose buds, 
then I can display my hanging baskets.