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THINGS YOU CAN ONLY SAY AT CHRISTMAS


1: I prefer breasts to legs.   

2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.   

3: Smother the butter all over the breasts.  

4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst! 

 5: I've never seen a better spread!   

6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change.   

 7: Are you ready for seconds yet?   

8: It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?  

9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some!    

 10: Don't play with your meat!  

 11: Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.    

 12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?   

13: I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!    

 14: You still have a little bit on your chin.  

 15: How long will it take after you put it in?  

 16: You'll know it's ready when it pops up.  

 17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang.   

18: That's the biggest bird I've ever had!    

 19: I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.  

 20: Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more                       



-- Edited by reglynn on Monday 15th of December 2014 10:20:33 PM

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