1: I prefer breasts to legs.    2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.    3: Smother the butter all over the breasts.   4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!   5: I've never seen a better spread!    6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change.     7: Are you ready for seconds yet?    8: It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?   9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some!      10: Don't play with your meat!    11: Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.      12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?    13: I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!      14: You still have a little bit on your chin.    15: How long will it take after you put it in?    16: You'll know it's ready when it pops up.    17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang.    18: That's the biggest bird I've ever had!      19: I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.    20: Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more