A daughter asked her dad, "Dad there is something that my boyfriend  said to me, that I didn't understand.  He said that I have a beautiful chassis, 2 lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper."   

  

Dad said, "You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and pulls out his dipstick to check the oil,  I will give him such a service that his motor will cease and his exhaust will fall off."