Blonde just finishes showering and the door bell rings:

She runs up to the door: who is it " ?

Reply ; "the blind man"

OK; "come on in"  

Blind man: "wow nicest pair I've seen for years:

I am here to measure and quote for new blinds".

Police dog:

Cop runs into the shop; "who's dog is that tied up under the tree"

Blonde calls out " it's my dog" 

Cop: "your dog is on heat and two big dogs are giving her trouble"

Blonde: " no she's in the shade and she's cool"

Cop: Lady ....smarten up,your dog wants sex, you know.... mating"

Blonde: " Great ....I always wanted a police dog puppy.