A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry. So, she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes: "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!" She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so, the following week she enclosed another note: "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!" The Chinese laundry man became very annoyed and, when her clean laundry was delivered, it contained a note from him: " I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES!!!" " USE MORE PAPER ON A*SE!!!"