Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
In the morning he drove up and said, Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkeys died.
Paddy replied, Well just give me my money back then.
The farmer said, Cant do that. Ive already spent it.
Paddy said, OK then, just bring me the dead donkey.
The farmer asked, What are you going to do with him?
Paddy said, Im going to raffle him off.
The farmer said, You cant raffle a dead donkey!
Paddy said, Sure I can. Watch me. I just wont tell anybody hes dead.
A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked, What happened with that dead donkey?
Paddy said, I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at £2 each and made a profit of £998
The farmer said, Didnt anyone complain?
Paddy said, Just the guy who won. So I gave him his £2 back.

Paddy now works for the Commonwealth Bank as a financial adviser.