Paddy, was walking along the street during his once-in-a-lifetime visit to Adelaide South Australia when he rounds a corner and sees there's a high rise apartment building on fire.
Paddy, ever the kind-hearted and resourceful Irishman, runs up to the building to see if he can help, and notices people trapped five stories up.
Paddy yells to the people: 'I'm Patrick Sean Michael Fitzpatrick, the Irish Fire Fighter!
If you jump, I'll catch you, I've only had 6 pints to drink all today!"
One lady, in desperation, jumps and sure enough Paddy catches her.
Then a man sees that Paddy catches the women and he jumps.
Sure enough, Paddy catches him also.
Then an Aboriginal black man jumps out and crashes to the sidewalk.
Paddy didn't even attempt to catch him..
Paddy looks up and yells: "Don't ye be throwin' out the burnt ones!"
