WIFE'S LAWN MOWER FOR SALE
> >
> > HERES THE STORY. ITS STILL HARD TO BELIEVE THE WAY IT
> > TURNED OUT
> >
> > MY WIFE'S RIDING ON LAWN MOWER IS NOW FOR SALE !
> >
> > MY WIFE SAID SHE WANTED A RIDING ON LAWN MOWER.
> >
> > SHE WORKS ALL DAY AND WAS ALWAYS TIRED WHEN SHE CAME HOME FROM
> > WORK, AND I THOUGHT THAT A RIDING ON LAWN MOWER WOULD HELP HER GET THE
> > YARD WORK DONE QUICKER SO SHE WOULD HAVE MORE TIME FOR THE CHORES
> > INSIDE.
> >
> > SO, BEING THE HANDY SORT OF GUY THAT I AM, I MADE HER A RIDING ON
> > LAWN MOWER.
> >
> > I THOUGHT SHE WOULD SQUEAL WITH DELIGHT OR SOMETHING AND GIVE ME A
> > BIG HUG.
> >
> > I EVEN PUT A LIGHT ON IT SO SHE COULD WORK AT NIGHT
> > AFTER SHE FINISHES PUTTING AWAY THE DINNER DISHES.
> >
> > TO THIS DAY I STILL CANT UNDERSTAND WHY SOME WOMEN ARE SO HARD
> > TO PLEASE.
> >
> > P.S. - I CAN SEE OUT OF MY LEFT EYE PRETTY GOOD NOW AND SHOULD BE
> > ABLE TO LEAVE THE HOSPITAL SOMETIME NEXT WEEK.
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