Dear Dad

London is wonderful, the people are really nice and I do like it here, but Dad,

I am a little ashamed  arriving at my college in my pure-gold Ferrari

599GTB, when all my teachers, and many fellow students, travel by train.

Your son, Nasser

Next day, Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail

My dear loving son
 
20 million US Dollars have just been transferred to your account.

Please stop embarrassing us.

Go and get yourself a train too.

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