1. A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing it.
2. Women love to spend lots of money buying new clothes but never realise that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
3. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks is priceless.
4. Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.
5. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Coors, Fosters, Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available. .........................................................................................
1. A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing it.
2. Women love to spend lots of money buying new clothes but never realise that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
3. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks is priceless.
4. Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.
5. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Coors, Fosters, Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available. .........................................................................................
All so very true Mate.
__________________
If I don't get there today, I'll get there tomorrow or the day after.
John & Irona..........Rockingham Western Australia
