If you had bought $1,000 of Qantas shares one year ago, you would 
have $49.00 today! 
 
If you bought $1,000  AIG shares one year ago, you would have$33.00 
today! 
 
If you bought $1,000   worth of Lehman Brothers shares one year ago, 
you would have $0.00 today! 
 
BUT.... if you purchased $1,000  worth of beer one year ago, drank 
all the beer, then returned the aluminium cans for recycling.... 
YOU WOULD HAVE RECEIVED $214.00!!! 
 
BASED ON THE ABOVE, THE BEST CURRENT INVESTMENT PLAN IS TO 
DRINK HEAVILY AND RECYCLE! 
 
 
AND,DID YOU KNOW... 
 
A recent study found that the average Aussie walks 900 MILES A YEAR!!! 
 
Another study found that Aussies drink, on average, 22 GALLONS OF 
ALCOHOL  A  YEAR!!! 
 
THAT MEANS THAT, ON AVERAGE, AUSSIES GET .... 41 MILES TO THE GALLON. 
 
MAKES YOU PROUD TO BE AN AUSSIE" DOESN'T IT?