A man  and a woman who had  never met before,
but who were both married to other  people,
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a  transcontinental train.

Though  initially embarrassed and uneasy over  sharing a room,
they were  both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in  the upper berth and  she in the lower.

At 1 : 00 AM, the man  leaned down  and gently woke the woman saying,...........'Ma'am,

I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to  reach  into the closet to get me a second blanket?

I'm  awfully  cold'


'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for  tonight......let's pretend that we're married'

'Wow!......................That's a great idea!' he  exclaimed..

'Good,' she replied.................'Get your  own  ****ing blanket.'

After a moment of  silence,  .........................he farted.