Lady goes on holiday to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love making she asks him, 'What is your name?' 'I can't tell you,' the black man says. Every night they meet and every night she asks him again what his name is, and he always responds the same, he can't tell her. On her last night there she asks again 'Can you please tell me your name?' 'I can't tell you my name because you will laugh at me.' says the black man. 'There is no reason for me to laugh at you,' the lady says. 'Fine, my name is Snow!' the black man replies. And the lady bursts into laughter, and the black man gets mad and says, ' I knew you would make fun of it'. The lady replied, "I'm not making fun of your name. I'm thinking of my husband who won't believe me when I tell him that I had 10 inches of Snow every day in Jamaica."
A young Englishman who was truly in love with his girlfriend, Wendy, decided to have her name tattooed on his penis. Shortly after they were married, the couple went to Jamaica for their honeymoon. While using a public toilet, the man found himself standing beside a Jamaican who also had a "WY" on his penis.
The Englishman asked, "Is your girl named Wendy, too?"
The Jamaican replied, "No, mon, that says Welcome to Jamaica and Have a Nice Day".
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"No friend ever served me, and no enemy ever wronged me, whom I have not repaid in full."
During an Australian tour by the West Indies cricket team, Clive Lloyd and Joel Garner were taking a stroll across Sydney Harbour Bridge when both were overcome by a desperate need to pee. They decided to do it in the harbour.
Clive Lloyd pulled out his tackle and threw it over the side. Some time later there was a splash and he said, "Whoa, the water's cold".
Big Joel Garner then unzipped his trousers and threw his member into the water. After the splash there was a long silence, after which he added, "... and deep, too".
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"No friend ever served me, and no enemy ever wronged me, whom I have not repaid in full."
Hmmm....Dorians story about tattoos reminded me of a story about the bloke who had an umbrella tattooed on the head of his and every time he got excited the umbrella opened up.....
