For his birthday, little James asked for a 10 speed bicycle. His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $500,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.'
The next day the father saw little James heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?'
Little James told him, 'I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mum you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $500,000 mortgage and with not even a bike. .............................................................
Vic thats awesome, on this lovely overcast rainy morning your joke has given me my first laugh for the day lol. Its been way to to long lol, but I remember something very similar lol. wtg Vic lol I love the innocents of children.
