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rowdy


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Antonio da fisherman is out in his boat drowning innocent worms. He goes below to make a coffee and finds himself standing ankle deep in water. He races back up the steps , grabs the radio and yells "mayday, mayday, mayday dis is Antonio da fisherman, I'ma sinking, somebody help me". Nothing, no reply. He goes below again only to find he is now knee deep in water. He gallops back up to the radio and screams "Mayday, mayday, mayday dis is Antonio da fisherman, I'ma sinking fast, somebody help me please, HELP!" The radio crackles and a faint voice replies " Antonio the fisherman this is Sea Rescue. We have received your mayday call and are sending our Fokker Friendship". Antonio screeched back " I don'ta wanta you Fokker Friendship, I wanta you Fokker help".



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Good one Rowdy, I must have had a deprived youth, I hadn't seen it beforebiggrin



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Good one Rowdy, I must have had a deprived youth, I hadn't seen it beforebiggrin

 Is that deprived or depraved Mate??????  LOLOLOL!!!!!!!



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Good one Rowdy, I must have had a deprived youth, I hadn't seen it beforebiggrin

 Is that deprived or depraved Mate??????  LOLOLOL!!!!!!!

Both......but then I had you as a teacher, LOL !!!! wink biggrin biggrin biggrin 



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JRH wrote:
Vic41 wrote:

Good one Rowdy, I must have had a deprived youth, I hadn't seen it beforebiggrin

 Is that deprived or depraved Mate??????  LOLOLOL!!!!!!!

 

Vic41 wrote:
JRH wrote:
Vic41 wrote:

Good one Rowdy, I must have had a deprived youth, I hadn't seen it beforebiggrin

 Is that deprived or depraved Mate??????  LOLOLOL!!!!!!!

Both......but then I had you as a teacher, LOL !!!! wink biggrin biggrin biggrin 

 At least I have done something useful with my life Hey!!!  LOLOLOL!!!!!!!



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Vic41 wrote:

Good one Rowdy, I must have had a deprived youth, I hadn't seen it beforebiggrin

 Is that deprived or depraved Mate??????  LOLOLOL!!!!!!!

Both......but then I had you as a teacher, LOL !!!! wink biggrin biggrin biggrin 

 Yes, you were a good teacher......mind you I was easy to teach....winkbiggrin



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