A ventriloquist is touring the outback and puts on a show in a small RSL club. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.

Suddenly, a blonde in fourth row stands on her chair and shouts, "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype rural blonde women that way? What does the colour of a woman's hair have to to with her worth as a human being? It's men like you who keep women from being respected and from reaching our full potential. It's people like you that make others think that all blondes are dumb! You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, all in the name of humor!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells:

"You stay out of this!......I'm talking to the little **** sitting on your lap."