CONFESSIONAL  BOX

     A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away

from the Church. He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits

himself down. There's a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses,

the best vestry wine, Miller High Life on tap, cigars and liqueur

chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display

of buxom ladies who appear to have mislaid their garments.

He hears a priest come in:"Father, forgive me for it's been a very

long time since I've been to confession and I must admit  that the

confessional box is much more inviting than it used to  be".

The priest  replies,

"Get out, you idiot. You're on my side".

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