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Vic41


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I was in a pub in far Western Queensland last Saturday night, when this really brutally ugly girl came up to me, squeezed my arse and said,

"Give me your number, sexy."

I replied "Have you got a pen?"
She smiled and said "Yes."
 
I replied, "Well you better get back to it, before the farmer notices you're missing."

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Guts man Vic,,,,,, as long as you are not recognised I guess you are safe,,, if not cross western QLD off your travel plans,,,lol.



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I think I met her once in Cunnamulla......that's why I'm over here in the West ! LOL wink biggrin biggrin biggrin 

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-- Edited by Vic41 on Wednesday 2nd of April 2014 07:55:45 PM

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Vic   you should have flagged a warning with this. what if my grandkids had been "sittin on me knee",,, they would be scared stiff,,,lol



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Better watch out-She is trying to put the BITE on you...........Bill

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Sorry Baz, it would be worse if I posted my pic if you think she is scary, LOL wink biggrin  

I think I'll pass on the bite Bill, would be a bit painful I think wink biggrin 

 



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Vic41 wrote:

I think I met her once west of the black stump......that's why I'm over here on the other side of Oz ! LOL wink biggrin biggrin biggrin 

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 When she invited me home for Xmas that was the last straw.....I decided to run for it !!!!!

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-- Edited by Vic41 on Friday 4th of April 2014 04:32:33 PM

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