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Says......Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

 

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

 

Man who swallow typewriter end up with irritable vowel syndrome.



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These aren't jokes but it gives some insight into the history of the real man and some of his real quotes (I like the made up jokes attributed to him though);

Confucius says: The Top 10 Wise Confucius Quotes

 
 
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Confucius is one of the most quoted personalities ever. He is so popular that there is a special Confucius says joke-selection, I mean who can say to have this kind of achievement ;)

Confucius, whose name literally means Master Kong, lived 551-479 BCE. He was a Chinese thinker and philosopher, whose teachings have deeply influenced not only Asian thought and life. He presented himself as a transmitter who invented nothing and he really pointed out the importance of learning, which is one reason he is seen by Chinese people as The Greatest Master.

One of the best known sources of Confucius are The Analects, a collection of his teachings, which was compiled many years after his death. A fountain of extremely mindful and wise Confucius quotes springs from these ancient descriptions.

Many of them are universal and timeless in their beautiful and simple truth and they are as valid today as on the day they left Confucius mouth. Here we take a look at 10 of the most inspiring quotes by Confucius.

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1. Never impose on others what you would not choose for yourself. [Tweet this!]

Its the Golden Rule and the essence of real compassion. Not compassion as in looking down on someone and have pity for another, this is no real compassion. Compassion means seeing another person 100% equal to yourself (in value, not in differentials on the surface which ultimately do not matter). In fact it is seeing yourself in every other person. And therefore you cannot harm anyone without also harming yourself.

It doesnt mean to lose individuality or self-worth, on the contrary but the other person earns the same gift.

2. Real knowledge is to know the extent of ones ignorance. [Tweet this!]

Thats my personal favorite quote since it expresses something very profound which also is very useful to know: Ignorance is a willful neglect or refusal to acquire knowledge. It is to not widen ones own perspective in order to see a broader truth. An example it would be to have racist thoughts and not realizing that all men are equal.

The ultimate truth therefore is where there is absolutely no ignorance, meaning where the perspective or consciousness has become one with all that there is. In Buddhism ignorance (Avidy) is seen as the primary cause of suffering. Liberation is Enlightenment. Another quote by Confucius here is Ignorance is the night of the mind, but a night without moon and star.

3. I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. [Tweet this!]

Those quotes are just perfect. What he is expressing here is that we have to experience something ourselves in order to really understand it. If we are hearing something it might be interesting. If we are seeing something it might be beautiful. But only if we have it happening to ourselves actively doing it we can really know how it is.

Picture something nice as winning an Olympic gold medal or picture something terrifying as the loss of a loved one. Can you know this by hearing it or by seeing it? Or do you have to do it and experience it yourself to really know it?

Along with this realization comes the awareness that you cannot understand someone or his actions from hearing or seeing it from the outside. You have to feel empathic compassion for him to really know what it is like. To know and not to do is really not to know. Only by applying our knowledge we can validate its harmony with reality, its truth.

4. Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it. [Tweet this!]

Amazing. It calls for dropping the inner mask through which we constantly see and evaluate the world, distorted by our wants and belief-systems. Here we have to look at things as they are. Just like a newborn child would look at things. Then we are able to really see again, without instant labeling of what we see and therefore only really seeing our label. If we become able to do this just for a second without judgment, we can see that everything in nature is as it should be. And in this natural perfection lies beauty.

5. The Superior Man is aware of Righteousness, the inferior man is aware of advantage. [Tweet this!]

Another quote is The object of the superior man is truth. It is the value of integrity: Do we act to our best knowledge of truth or do we bend ourselves and violate our integrity in order to gain an advantage? Do we play fair game or use perfidious tactics?

To be truthful to ourselves is also important to the development of (good) character. And it is the only straight way to liberation.

6. Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart. [Tweet this!]

Whatever you do and whatever you commit to, do it fully, give your all one hundred percent. It is the essence of Carpe Diem Seizing the day and its surely the best way to be satisfied with what we do and get the best results.

7. Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. [Tweet this!]

There is no failure, there are only valuable learning experiences. Or as Thomas Edison</



-- Edited by Vic41 on Thursday 27th of March 2014 11:19:40 AM

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A few others...

War not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who sit on tack get point!

Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion!

Man stuck in pantry have ass in jam.

When called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet than to open mouth and remove all doubt.



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A couple more... including a pun or two.

Man who eats many prunes gets good run for money.

A glide path is a soar spot.

My famous bacon soup recipe began as an ad hock meal.

Man who gets hit by car, get that run down feeling.

Man who smoke pot choke on handle.



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