A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.
The doctors operated and advised him that all was well; however, the policeman kept feeling something pulling at his pubic hairs . He was worried that it might be something the doctors hadn't told him about it.
He finally had enough energy to pull up his hospital gown so he could see what was making him feel so uncomfortable.
Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily --- if at all.
Written on the tape in large black letters was; "Get well soon, from the nurse in the Green Landrover you booked for speeding last week."
