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You can blame Vic41 he started it.

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

I put a worm on my tongue and now I'm waiting with baited breath.

A will is a dead giveaway.

Kevin



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Good ones Kevin, I've got broad shoulders, keep them coming !!! biggrin



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One word name for an Italian suppository-- Innuendo--.

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I used to work in a muffler factory....Came home every night exhausted.

 



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What have you got when you have a cricket ball in one hand and a cricket ball in the other hand?

A bloody big cricket!

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