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Donald  Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together

in  a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with  Daisy.


The  first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a  condom?"


Donald  frowned and said, "No."

Daisy told Donald that if he  didn't get a condom, they could

 

not have  sex.

"Maybe they sell them at the  front desk," she  suggested.
  
So  Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk

 

if they had condoms.


"Yes,  we do," the clerk said and pulled a box out from under

 

the counter and gave it to Donald.


The  clerk asked, "Would you like me to put them on your  bill?"


"Thit  No!" Donald quacked, "I'd thuffocate!"
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