A man is drinking in a bar when he notices a beautiful young lady. "Hello there and what is your name?" "Hello," giggles the woman, "I'm Stacey. What's yours?" "I'm Jim."
Jim and Stacey get on like a house on fire. Later in the night Stacey asks "Jim, do you want to come back to my house tonight?" Sure!" replies Jim.
Next morning after a night of passionate lovemaking, Jim notices a picture of a man on Stacey's bedside table and asks, "Is this your brother?" "No, it isn't, Jim!" Stacey giggles. "Is it your husband?" Stacey giggles even more, "No, silly!" "Then, it must be your boyfriend!" Stacey giggles even more while nibbling on Jim's ear. She says, "No, silly!" "Then, who is it?" Stacey replies, "That's me before I had my operation!"