Proud to be an Aussie

If you had bought $1,000.00  of Qantas shares one year ago, you  would

have $49.00 today!

If  you bought $1,000.00 AIG shares one year ago, you  would have$33.00

today!

If  you bought $1,000.00 worth of Lehman Brothers shares  one year ago,

you would have $0.00 today!

BUT.....  if you purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year  ago, drank

all the beer, then returned the  aluminum cans for recycling....

YOU WOULD HAVE RECEIVED  $214.00!!!

BASED ON THE ABOVE, THE BEST  CURRENT INVESTMENT PLAN IS TO

  DRINK HEAVILY AND  RECYCLE!

AND,DID YOU KNOW...

A recent  study found that the average Aussie walks 900 MILES  A YEAR!!!

Another study found that Aussies  drink, on average, 22 GALLONS OF ALCOHOL A  YEAR!!!

THAT MEANS THAT, ON AVERAGE, AUSSIES  GET ..... 41 MILES TO THE GALLON.

MAKES YOU  PROUD TO BE AN AUSSIE" DOESN'T  IT?