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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone rings and a man engages the hands-free function and begins to talk. Man: "Hello". Woman"Hi, honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" Man: "Yes". Woman: "I'm at the shops and have found a beautiful leather coat. It's only $2000. Is it OK if I buy it?" Man: "Sure, go ahead." Woman: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked. It's $90,000". Man: "OK, but for that price I want all the options." Woman: Great. Oh, and one more thing ... I was just talking to Janie and found out the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000." Man : "Well go ahead and make an offer." Woman : "OK. I'll see you later. I love you so much." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him, with astonishment. He turns to them and says : "Anyone know whose phone this is  ?" 



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