Ummmmm! . Should I post it here or post it there? . its not really a joke, just a humorous storyumm, so should I post it there. Maybe I should post it in both, that way Ill be half right, maybe half wrong damn being a GN is tougher than I thought!
Dear Benefits Person,
My name is Charles Wright and I live in Cabramatta, I would like to present before you my predicament and ask for advice.
Many years ago, I married a widow out of love who had an 18-year-old daughter. After the wedding, my father, a widower, came to visit a number of times, and he fell in love with my step-daughter. My father eventually married her without my authorization.
As a result, my step-daughter legally became my step-mother and my father my son-in-law. My father's wife (also my step-daughter) and my step-mother, gave birth to a son who is my grandchild because I am the husband of my step-daughter's wife. This boy is also my brother, as the son of my father.
As you can see, my wife became a grandmother, because she is the mother of my father's wife. Therefore, it appears that I am also my wife's grandchild. A short time after these events, my wife gave birth to a son, who became my father's brother-in-law, the step-son of my father's wife, and my uncle. My son is also my step-mother's brother, and through my step-mother, my wife has become a grandmother and I have become my own grandfather.
In light of the above mentioned, I would like to know the following: Does my son, who is also my uncle, my father's son-in-law, and my step-mother's brother fulfil the requirements for receiving childcare benefits?
Whew!! I reckon there are a few families like that - young bloke has had three stepmothers, all with children from previous marriages, as well as children from his father. Couple of the women have gone on to marry again, and have more children - total confusion, that family!
They all seem to get on alright though.
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jules "Love is good for the human being!!" (Ben, aged 10)
