This proves that the male mind can still function as normal under very trying circumstances.

One saturday night a male gradually woke up, stiff as a board, in the hospitals ICU, tubes up his nose and down his throat, wires monitoring every function.

His head was bandaged and he had a hell of a pain over his left ear. A gorgeous nurse was hovering over him. It was obvious to him that he had been in a very serious accident.

The Nurse looked deep and steady into his eyes and said slowly, "You may not feel anything from the waist down"

He managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your tits, then?"