A  SHORT LOVE STORY
A man and a woman who had never met  before,
But who were both married to other  people,
found themselves assigned to the same  sleeping
room on a trans-continental  train. 

Though  initially embarrassed and uneasy over
sharing a room, they were both very tired  and
fell asleep quickly, he in the upper  berth
and she in the  lower.


At 1:00 AM, the man leaned  down and gently woke
the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm  sorry to bother you,
but would you be willing to reach  into the closet 
to get me a second  blanket?  I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied "Just for  tonight, 
let's pretend that we're  married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!", he  exclaimed.

"'Good", she replied "Get  your own f.ing blanket."

After a moment of  silence,
he farted.

The  End