One sunday morning, in a flash of flame and smoke, Satan appeared before the small town church congregation.
Everyone started screaming and running for the front door, trampling each other in the frantic efforts to get way.
Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly watching the event.
Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?"
"Nope, sure ain't," said the old man.
Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"
The old man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."
Never get so busy making a living
that you forget to make a life
ha ha ha Hey Hendo, I was married to his other sister for 20 years, Then I found The Lord and got rid of her and have been in Heaven ever since.
A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
