A gay man decides to get a tattoo on his buttocks.
On arrival at the tattooist he spots a picture of the heavyweight
boxer Cassius Clay.

'Oh! He's my favourite darling. Can you do him on the cheek of my ass?'
he asked the tattooist.

So it was done. On the way out of the store he spots another picture
on the wall, this time Mike Tyson.

'Oh, good Lord!' the queer exclaims,  'I just adore Iron Mike! Can
you do him on my other cheek?'

So it was done. On returning home, his boyfriend says, 'Well come on then, drop
your trou and  give us a look.'

So he quickly drops his pants and bares his arse.

His boyfriend gasps and replies, "I think our relationship is over!
I sure as hell ain't getting in the ring with those two."