CONUNDRUM
Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning;
"Windows frozen, won't open."
Husband texts back;
"Gently pour some lukewarm water over it."
Wife texts back 5 minutes later;
"Computer really f***ed now."
Mark & Chris
You are only young once but, you can be immature for ever.
Was his wife a Blonde?.........
A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
