'Hello, is this the police?' 'Yes it is. How can we help you?' 'I'm calling to report about my neighbour, Wazza. He's hiding Cocaine inside his firewood!' 'Thank you very much for the call.' The next day, police officers descend on Wazza's house in great numbers. They search the house and then go out to the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of firewood but they find no cocaine. They swear at Wazza and leave. The phone rings at Wazza's house. 'Hey, Wazz, Did the cops come?' 'Yeah!' 'Did they chop up your firewood?' 'Yep.' 'Happy Birthday, maaaaaaaaaate
How can you afford the time away from your van prep to post these jokes.Are you speaking from one of your past experiences as an officer of the law?.Don't know about you mate but who cares .Keep them coming Dave......Mongrel
Gidday Gaz, I heard that one about 2 years ago, and was told it to my Brother ?? but the funniest part was when I finished, I said well !! your a Copper, Would you get sucked in and cut up the Guys firewood >> To which he replied '' Huh !! and Pigs can Fly !! ---- the timing was perfect as just then the Police Helicopter flew overhead, ?? and so I replied ;; strange that you should say that ?? Look up There ??
Gidday Gaz, I heard that one about 2 years ago, and was told it to my Brother ?? but the funniest part was when I finished, I said well !! your a Copper, Would you get sucked in and cut up the Guys firewood >> To which he replied '' Huh !! and Pigs can Fly !! ---- the timing was perfect as just then the Police Helicopter flew overhead, ?? and so I replied ;; strange that you should say that ?? Look up There ??
